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OKLAHOMA CITY - With Cheech and Chong acting as special guest hosts, the WWE Universe held on for a few loopy twists and trippy turns on The Road toWrestleMania.

Unified Tag Team Champions Big Show & The Miz def.DX (PHOTOS | WATCH)
In what could possibly be their last match together, DX had hoped to exit on a triumphant note. A couple of black and white distractions, however, left the duo seeing red.Triple H & Shawn Michaels appeared to be holding their own against Unified Tag Team Champions Big Show & The Miz during their title match. Not surprisingly, TheUndertaker would prove to be the death of their momentum. When The Deadman appeared on the arena’s TitanTron, HBK became distracted, allowing himself to get pinned. An enraged Michaels stormed off leaving his partner behind. That, too, would be regrettable.

Alone and unwitting, The Game was ambushed by former WWE Champion Sheamus, who clotheslined Triple H out of the ring. And, for good measure, The Celtic Warrior kicked him again over the announcer’s table.

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Hello again folks, and welcome to this week's TNA report! The Countdown to Destination X begins tonight! Will the X Division finally have a chance to shine, or will it be another week of HoganTV? And will Nash finally "finish this" like he promised last week so we can finally be done with this miserable Pac/Hall story line? 

Abyss is in the locker room showing everyone his Hall of Fame ring Hogan given to him by Hogan and the guys are crowded around (including Hardy) congratulating him. We then cut to a video package detailing the events leading up to that moment.

It's pyro city and we're underway! 

AJ's music blasts and he and the Nature Boy strut down the ring. A glimpse of last week's events are played and Tenay explains that Pope's ankle was injured as a result. AJ says the Pope came came to the house he built, and vowed to become the new champ. But it's not going to happen because he's a man, but AJ is THE man. Flair chimes in with a woo of support. AJ smirks and says he won't be walking for a long time!

Flair takes over and comments on Hogan giving Abyss his ring. He can't believe it, and is speechless for a long moment. He thinks it's a huge mistake, and Abyss comes from the back with totally new, upbeat music (...eh?). Flair asked what in God's green Earth is Abyss doing coming out to that ridiculous music and the crowd thinks it's as funny as I do. Flair just tears into Abyss and tells him flat out he's not a HOF wrestler and Abyss looks ashamed. Flair explains he worked his entire life to make it into the Hall of Fame and he doesn't deserve any of this. He calls him a clown!

Abyss disses Flair , but AJ steps in makes a racket about being able to handle him, but offers only a loud "shut up", again much to the amusement of myself and the crowd. He tells Abyss he should take off the ring before he disgraces the name of Hogan. 

Hogan comes out and tells them to cut the crap. But Flair is right on Hogan asking what the hell he was thinking giving his ring to Abyss. Hogan stares him down and they look like they're all four about to brawl when Flair and AJ back off and head back up the ramp. Flair promises that before the night is over that ring...WILL be in the possession of AJ Styles!

When Impact returns, Foley is the back looking for his buddy Eric.

Match #1: NO DQ Tables Match: Nasty Boys w/ Jimmy Hart vs. Team 3D

As expected, they begin brawling before anyone makes it even close to the ring. Devon and Sags are in there for about 4 seconds before they fall out. Knobs and Brother Ray make it in the ring, Ray getting control, and the duo is able to nail the What's Up early. And are ready for the tables? Already, really? Man, they're really moving this thing along. They set up a table but get plowed from behind when they go to set up the table. But Jesse Neal comes out and harasses Hart, keeping him from interfering! 3D quickly nails the 3D through a table for win. Fun fact: this match was all of 4 minutes. What gives?

Winner: Team 3D

Mick has wandered into Bischoff's office and is upset that Eric is taking credit for Abyss' current situation. Eric says he needs to let it go, that JB and Abyss are fine. In fact, he wants to know where the suit is they bought at the mall last week. Amusingly Foley mumbles that he'll go back to the hotel and get changed...

Match #2: ODB vs. Zombie Hott Daffney

Zombie Hott dives right at ODB, but gets a face full of ring post for her efforts, followed by a slap on the hiney by ODB. The moment Daffney starts to mount a comeback, a ridiculously stupid and distracting interview with Tara takes up about 80% of the screen, so half the match was hard to make out. When we return to full screen, Daffney is busy getting DQ'd by blasting ODB's leg with a broom. Well, at least it's not a toolbox. She slams it about 10 more times until Dr. Stevie comes out and has to restrain her. Fun fact #2: Another 4 minute match...

Winner: ODB by DQ

JB is backstage and back on TV with Morgan and Hernandez. They're pissed off at JB for mentioning their a match against one another and it seems like their problems are behind them. Guess we'll see.

Beer Money is in the Impact Zone and they have something to say. Roode starts off talking about the day they formed Beer Money Inc. He said all they ever wanted to be was the best, and they are the best in all of pro wrestling. They go on to say that despite being in TNA since the very beginning, TNA management has put them on the sidelines. The crowd is not happy. SupahMex comes out in support of them and says he will request they be given a title shot at Destination X. Well, looks like the rumours of DX not being 100% X Division are confirmed...

JB is back with Nash and Hall and they say the same thing they've been saying the past month. But then Eric jumps in saying he's going to leave them packing for good. Sounds like he really wants to end things with Nash/Pac tonight. Great, me too, get it done fellas.

Jeff Jarrett storms into Bischoff's office and starts going off about the 6-man beatdown last week. He says it'll take more than 6 thugs to be driven out of his own company. Eric apologizes and Jeff says not to give him that crap. Eric gets all friendly-like and it's getting a bit strange. After apologizing again, he tells Jeff to meet him in the ring tonight so he can give him the opportunity he deserves. He then asks Jarrett to trust him! Jeff is incredibly skeptical, but agrees.

As we return, a several-week recap of the Jarrett/Bischoff angle. Eric then makes his way to the ring. Er, sounded like this was going to take place a bit later, but apparently TNA really wants to move things along tonight...

Eric says he's one that will admit when he's made a mistake. He asks the audience to give Jeff a big round of applause as he makes his entrance.

(Now 1 hour into the countdown to Destination X and not a peep involving a single X Division star yet.)

Eric picks up the barb wire bat and says Jeff was right in his decision. The problem is, he didn't do the right thing for Eric. Eric gets fired up and says he wants to give him one last chance. His last chance is to head to catering and flip the burgers for a few fans. He asks Jeff if he's alright with this, and if he's not he could always quit. Jeff stares blankly ahead as the big man on campus exits the ring and we head to commercials.

SupaMex is approached by Morgan and he's pissed that he didn't consult Matt before offering a title shot. By the end of the conversation, they seem to be on the same page again. Keyword: seems.

Match #3: Winner gets an X-Division Title Shot: Brian Kendrick vs. Kaz

They lock up for a minute, and the crowd is really pumped for this! Kaz gets the best of Kendrick early on, Brian gets a shot in to turn things around. As Kendrick is mounting the turnbuckle, Kaz gets a stiff kick, and quickly follows up with the Flux Capacitor finisher to get the win!

Winner: Kaz!

I was really surprised that such little emphasis was put on this win, it was short, and cut off by commercials very abruptly. 

Abyss is pumped as hell and he dares anyone to try to take the HOF ring away from him. Ohhhh damn!

Mr. Anderson is backstage with Christy and he asks who's the guy that has been unstoppable in TNA? Who is "the one"? Tonight Anderson says he's going to get his first shot at TNA gold. He says Rob Terry is as strong as 6 gorillas, and he's been in the ring with 6 gorillas and beaten them. Seeya, he's heading to the ring...but oh snap, thanks to a convenient camera in place we see that so is Kurt Angle!

Magnus stops Terry on his way to the ring and tells him he's going to regret biting the hand that feeds him. Well, that doesn't scream "DQ due to interference" at all...

Match #4: TNA Global Championship match: Rob Terry (c) vs. Mr. Anderson

Mr. Anderson is on the mic and has some dog tags of his own. He mockingly explains their origin and Angle is shown behind him. He FLATTENS Anderson and down he goes. Already laid out, Terry tosses him into the ring and lands a running power slam for the quick pin. 

Winner: "Big" Rob Terry

Before commercials, we see Jarrett actually accepting his orders and flipping burgers, and what appears to be Foley trying to conceal his suit under a trench coat-double shock!

"Match" #5: 6-Pac and Scott Hall vs. Kevin Nash and Eric Young

Young spears Pac into some tables and whatnot, while Hall takes out Nash's knees with a metal pipe. This puts Nash out of the picture and allows them to double team Young. They succeed in beating him down and spray paint his back for some added humiliation! Hall and Pac walk away laughing...

Winners: Scott Hall and 6-Pac

Jeff is on the back chopping veggies.

Eric is on the phone in his office saying no he won't use celebrity guest hosts every week, that's an awful idea. Nice.

Anyway, Foley struts in and Eric is impressed that he is wearing his suit! Unfortunately, he has a mustard stain on it, sorry. Bischoff suggests he get an etiquette coach and Foley is game. In fact, he decides to send him to etiquette school and Mic is off.

Match #6: Desmond Wolfe vs. Abyss

Wolfe brings Abyss to his knees and gets his head locked. Abyss back with a few shots, but he's driven into the corner and Wolfe nails him with a running splash. He goes to hit another move, goes off the ropes and gets hit with a black hole slam!

Winner: Abyss

Flair and AJ hustle on down to the ring and try to gang on up Abyss as Wolfe grabs a chair, nails him, and they handcuff him to the ring ropes. It looks like Abyss is going to fight back but Flair hits a low blow. Suddenly Hogan comes down the ramp (though he just kinda walks unconcerned-like)! Hogan begins cleaning house, but the three are just too much and Flair manages to land a chop block, with it going downhill for Hogan from there. AJ and Wolfe hold Hogan up while Flair dishes out a series of chops. To finish him off, AJ plows the title belt into his face. Hogan manages to lift his head and he's clearly busted open. Abyss is livid and breaks the handcuff chain, taking the gang off guard and chasing them off.

As Impact returns, Hogan is helped up and gets on the mic, issuing the order that Flair is coming out of retirement on March 8th! AJ will be joining him in a tag match. Abyss' partner will be...HULK HOGAN! That gets a "holy sh*t!" out of Mike Tenay!

Impact comes to a close with the crowd going crazy while Abyss and Hogan are busy posturing. 

Well. I guess it wasn't the X Division's moment to shine tonight. I suppose I can't blame them since they have their live March 8th show to hype, but it's still rather disappointing. While I can understand their mindset, hopefully with the stage now set, we can see some sensible balance between big names and the TNA originals/X Div.